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<\/a><\/p>\nThe Optimist says:
\n“The glass is half full.”
\nThe Pessimist says:
\n“The glass is half empty.”
\nThe Marketing Consultant says:
\n“Your glass needs re-sizing.”<\/p>\n
You might be a marketer if…<\/strong><\/p>\n …you refer to dating as test marketing. How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? Where\u2019s the best place to hide a body?<\/strong> Management Lesson Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.<\/p>\n Really Stupid Joke<\/strong> Balls<\/strong> Salary<\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Life always seems better when we laugh. Sometimes things are meant to be funny. Sometimes funny happens by accident. Other times, we laugh so that we don’t cry. Here is a little humor for which ever situation. A glass The Optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The Pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5,4,3,2],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-2","tag-fun","tag-humor","tag-jokes","tag-marketing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/14"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uca.edu\/bearsupstairs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n<\/strong>Any good social media marketer knows that it\u2019s not about the change itself\u2014it\u2019s about how to engage people in conversations about the change.<\/p>\n
\nPage two of Google. Nobody will look there.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.<\/p>\n
\nIn the office restroom the boss placed a sign above the sink. It had a single word on it, \u2018Think!\u2019 Next day he found another sign above the dispenser, this one said, \u2018Thoap!\u2019<\/p>\n
\nWhen blue-collar workers go out together at the weekend they talk about football. When middle management are together, they talk about tennis, whereas top management discusses golf. Conclusion: the higher up you are, the smaller your balls.<\/p>\n
\nA man stands on a factory floor looking around aimlessly. The CEO comes up and asks him his salary. The man replies, \u201c5000 a month sir.\u201d The CEO takes out his wallet and gives the man 15000 and tells him: “I pay people here to work and not to waste time… here’s 3 months salary. Now get out of here and never come back!” The guy leaves. Then CEO asked another worker, “Who was that guy anyways?” The worker replies, “Courier boy sir…”<\/p>\n