Life always seems better when we laugh. Sometimes things are meant to be funny. Sometimes funny happens by accident. Other times, we laugh so that we don’t cry. Here is a little humor for which ever situation.
The Optimist says:
“The glass is half full.”
The Pessimist says:
“The glass is half empty.”
The Marketing Consultant says:
“Your glass needs re-sizing.”
You might be a marketer if…
…you refer to dating as test marketing.
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Any good social media marketer knows that it’s not about the change itself—it’s about how to engage people in conversations about the change.
Where’s the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google. Nobody will look there.
Management Lesson
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Really Stupid Joke
In the office restroom the boss placed a sign above the sink. It had a single word on it, ‘Think!’ Next day he found another sign above the dispenser, this one said, ‘Thoap!’
Balls
When blue-collar workers go out together at the weekend they talk about football. When middle management are together, they talk about tennis, whereas top management discusses golf. Conclusion: the higher up you are, the smaller your balls.
Salary
A man stands on a factory floor looking around aimlessly. The CEO comes up and asks him his salary. The man replies, “5000 a month sir.” The CEO takes out his wallet and gives the man 15000 and tells him: “I pay people here to work and not to waste time… here’s 3 months salary. Now get out of here and never come back!” The guy leaves. Then CEO asked another worker, “Who was that guy anyways?” The worker replies, “Courier boy sir…”
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